An Embarrassing Subject,

Laurie Lipton.
http://www.laurielipton.com/

Bowel movement problems are not easy to talk about, but I think, seeing as I find it such embarrassing subject, that it is good for me to do so.

Yesterday morning Richie got me out of bed so I could go to the toilet, this was successful, and so Richie put me back into bed.

We both thought that the job had now been done; I was back in bed, enjoying thinking about writing my post, while answering my e-mails.

When after just one brief hour, out of nowhere, like a bolt of lightening, without warning, I started having horrible cramps in my guts.

Immediately called Richie, who got the hoist and the shower chair, I was hoisted out of bed, the action of sitting then being lain down, then sat up again facilitated the bowel movement.

By the time we had reached the bathroom I had crapped in my leggings, glad we went when we did, would not liked this to occur in my bed.

Luckily Richie got me over the toilet before the rest happened, which must have been the biggest bowel movement I have ever had.

What seems to happen is that i do have some bowel movements everyday, just not everything, there seems to be a backlog, which is ‘’saved up’’.

Then every three days, sometimes more, there is a huge bowel movement, what Richie charmingly calls ‘’ my python effect’’.